Monday, May 25, 2009
Ok ladies, take a good look.
This is your precious Robert Pattinson. He is your Edward. Ahem, sorry, not your Edward. Bella's Edward.
He will never be your Edward.
HE IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER.
Now, many of female acquaintances will admit that Edward is that character they love so dearly, and not Robert Pattinson.
However, I know that there are those of you who believe Robert Pattinson is Edward. I know you own a secret copy of the Twilight DVD (or maybe you proudly display it on your bookcase).
Take a good luck at this fucker. This person just might be the epitome of doucerocket (see what I did there?).
This picture just reeks of douche. I hope this image is burned into your brains forever.
Edward and Robert can suck it.
With all due respect,