Wednesday, February 17, 2010

A Brief Word About the Possibility of a Pelican Insurrection

I shall be brief.

I think it's very possible that within the next ten years or so, the world as we know it will end, and the human race will fall to the pelicans.


As you can see, this video is almost TOO TERRIFYING TO STOMACH. Pelicans are remarkably fierce warriors. I have always believed them to be ancient savages, trapped here by the Gods to rot with us for all eternity.

Remember, Rorschach said it best; they're not trapped in here with us. WE'RE TRAPPED IN HERE WITH THEM.

We must do whatever we can to prevent this cataclysmic apocalypse from taking place. No one expects them. No one really even talks about them. But they are here. Waiting. Waiting for us to stop paying attention.

Until next time.


With all due respect,

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